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at least i finally got called pretty


at least i finally got called pretty

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Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

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ariana grande at mariah carey



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aw i love jordin so much

I find this so inappropriate! Good for her honestly for being so mature about the whole thing because it’s trash like Wendy Williams that need to take their botoxed, nose job, plastic fucking asses off goddamn television. The girl is obviously really uncomfortable with the topic, and I don’t care what anyone says because she is, and anyone would be- she just handled it really well. It’s so sick as a society we take interest and pleasure in this. It’s not reality TV… it’s the personal lives of PEOPLE that we try to exploit for ratings on television and make controversy and it’s so gross and explains why so many celebrities go batshit crazy! Could you imagine JUST going through a breakup with someone you loved, then being asked about, and in EXTREME detail in front of the entire world? And you can’t just stand up, and bash in Wendy’s fake fucking MJ nose, you have to smile and say “no comment”. Asking about if she thought he was cheating??? Really??? Wendy is a low, mother fucking hoe. Get off TV you trash. 

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Things I want:

1) More money

2) To have a dinner party 

@1 day ago



Pawel Kuczynski’s satirical art. Take a moment to look at these properly.

This guy is not even slightly in the area of fucking around

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lorde of the rings


lorde of the rings

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One Month


One Month

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The struggle is real.

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 When you hear the pizza guy ring the doorbell


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