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gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

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steverino21:

gowns:

my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.

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thisiswhiteculture:

white people

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girljanitor:

huffingtonpost:

Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around.  See the full video here. 

I watched the video and I thought it was great. Because it’s not just like, nice food or whatever, it’s being treated like a guest. The people who staged this also made a 5k donation as well as handing out fancy gift bags that had basic self-care items/toiletries which are in really high demand because people will donate food but never think about hairbrushes, soap, toothpaste, et cet.

Not only that but i really appreciate the sentiment here that’s so against that whole poverty policing, “poor people don’t deserve anything nice ever” bullshit that’s getting louder in our society.

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londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

Guys I date

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Send me a couple numbers to find out:

Have you ever:
1. Skipped class?
2. Done drugs?
3. Self harmed?
4. Drank?
5. Shoplifted?
6. Gotten a tattoo?
7. Broken up with someone?
What's your favorite:
8. Show?
9. Movie?
10. Song?
11. Tumblr?
12. Singer/Band?
13. Memory?
14. Book?
This or that:
15. Invisibility or Ability to fly?
16. Cookies or Cake?
17. Twitter or Facebook?
18. Movies or Books?
19. Coke or Sprite?
20. Blind or Deaf?
21. Tea or Coffee?
What's your:
22. Age?
23. Sign?
24. Height?
25. Sexual orientation?
26. Favorite clothes?
27. Religion?
28. Longest relationship?
Opinion on:
29. Gay rights?
30. Second chances?
31. Long distance relationships?
32. Abortion?
33. The death penalty?
34. Marijuana ?
35. Love?
Do you:
36. Believe in ghost?
37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it?
38. Sleep with the door opened or closed?
39. Love someone?
40. Still watch cartoons?
41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
42. Like yourself?
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jamehcook:

grapes with seeds can go to hell

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jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

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